No awoof, no vote
Posted on June 3, 2010 | tinuo | 23 Comments
Eyin people mi,
A fery fery fery big, huge burden is really pinching me this election season, eeez touching my soul gidi gaaan. Of course you know it’s election time, and different bloggers have been asking you to vote for them but what have you been promised in return? Me I haven’t been promised anything o or have you guys been promised anything? Nobody answered me so I guess not. Aren’t potential candidates supposed to even at least promise us something, eez like they don’t know that clicking for votes is very difficult o, that in itseeef is reall eskasise (exercise).
They would all be filing our (twitter) timelines with “vote for me vote for me”, shey vote la ma je ni? (is it vote we would eat?)
Beauty bloggers have not promised to paint awa faces, or even small lipstick that we can rub on our lips or even give us fine clothes to wear after we have voted have they?? NOOOOOO.
Music blogs nko have they said in my hypeman voice “Y’all y’all y’alll eeez gonna be a parry hup in ere we gatt Banky W, D’banj, MI, Tuface ready to perform for you and geeezz what if you vote for us you get free music”? Have you heard all this mbaaaa! And they expect me vote? Kooooo posssiible (it’s not possible)! I’m sure most of you are like this girl too like free thing but have you ever heard of awoof killing somebody? I guessed not.
The photographers, have they promised us free pictures, not even passport picture have they even taken of us and they want us to click? They will wait.
The food bloggers that would be putting up pictures of the food they cooked making our mouths water at work, have they promised to even send us the food?
Best science and technology blogs have they even designed a machine that would be helping us students do assignments cheiii and they want me to vote??
Ok maybe not all these things that I’m asking, some of them wouldn’t be bad though, but at least a few bags of rice and beans, crates of coke, baskets of tomatoes, credit, won’t be bad (I have rice in my house but you know another bag won’t kill me we are still in a recession you know??)
I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that a few things here and there from the candidates wouldn’t hurt and if they hurt please send your share if you ever get one my way.
*Voting is open until 11:59pm EST on June 6, 2010. Please vote here!
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June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:11 am
lol…. character! Don’t worry. There will be plenty of cheesecake at my end if i win. If u don’t like cheesecake, there will still be cheesecake, and u can watch me eat it. Shey that would work?
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:12 am
Sting infact you have my vote already I love cheesecake!
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:28 am
LOOOOL!
#agreed!
#GBAM
me too i want cheesecake o!
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:56 am
Wow!!! Funny post.
June 3rd, 2010 @ 6:14 am
lol
June 3rd, 2010 @ 7:06 am
…so practically real, an article
June 3rd, 2010 @ 7:13 am
this was a very funny post, i look forward to seeing the winners.
June 3rd, 2010 @ 7:50 am
lmabooo lol
First of all, I want to thank whoever nominated Olamild Ent for the best entertainment category, we are grateful o. Special thanks to those that have been voting.
Olamild Ent promises to remain the best entertainment blog even after this award. We will supply you free ofofo@ tinuo…the thing wey tu face do last weekend wey e no want people to know ehn na hin we go tell you.
Free ankara styles, free music download & contests coming up.
June 3rd, 2010 @ 7:51 am
MTV producers are looking for Nigerian candidates to star in the first ever global series of My Super Sweet, the reality show that focuses on coming-of-age parties and extravagant celebrations.
See http://www.olamildentertainment.com/2010/06/will-you-be-super-sweet-in-2010.html for more info.
June 3rd, 2010 @ 8:15 am
Tinuo! you be proper psycho! couldn’t stop laughing while reading this ur post! u’ll give Jenifa a run for her money mehn!
I like!!!
June 3rd, 2010 @ 9:59 am
I have promised to share an undisclosed amount of money if Ego Du Jour wins for its two categories! Also, I am having a party at my house next weekend (y’all can come over to watch Nigeria v. Argentina) and there will be food. To get an invite you must have proof that you voted for Ego Du Jour, if not no party for you!
See? I am not like all those other nominees so vote for me!
June 3rd, 2010 @ 10:52 am
once u vote, your reward awaits u
June 3rd, 2010 @ 11:05 am
LMAO! Tinu Kan! You reward is in heaven if you vote! but sha on eart.. I have invited you to my house how many times? SO VOTE!!!
June 3rd, 2010 @ 12:00 pm
LOL.
June 3rd, 2010 @ 3:11 pm
Tinu, you get a forehead kiss.
June 4th, 2010 @ 12:03 am
hehehe..
TinuO! Ah! When will Nigerians reject bribery and corruption in politics? And in life in general? kai.
*coughs* Free shayo for anyone that votes for my blogs *coughs*
@ Kola: see how you are trying to seduce women here. “Forehead kiss”. Wait…am I missing something. Tinu, what is going on between yourself and Kola Tubosun? Yes, oh, in the spirit of community, let’s speak on it. Oya, come confess….
June 4th, 2010 @ 12:30 am
@Gee youre a correct somebody
@Olamild now you are talking better nominee
@No limit thank you
@EDJ i have gone to print my EDJ MUST WIN TSHIRT see you on nxt weekend
@ Funms i believe you small
@MsO looooooolll
@Baroka O_O kiss is not part of awoof o bra Kunle
@SSD who is bribing who??? show me the pesin so I can call blogville efcc, I def wldnt be turning down shayo heheh even me Im lost about that forehead kiss
June 4th, 2010 @ 6:33 am
FLMBAO! Ehen now, tell them! Voting is very hard work oh. It’s larger than some definitions of “a hard day’s work”. Confirmed: any cake-giver has my vote!
June 4th, 2010 @ 9:24 am
just wondering on how to register my blog for next year’s Nigerian blog Awards. Is a religious blog, Counted Today! I hope people like it.
Thx.
June 4th, 2010 @ 4:47 pm
Can you also add http://www.stylehousefiles.com to the list of blogs? The name of the website is Style House and it’s about fashion.
June 4th, 2010 @ 7:48 pm
Still LOLing
June 5th, 2010 @ 6:25 am
LOL
June 5th, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
Hilarious post – newbie here in peace. :)